Subtle Vengeance

In which I talk about the problems I had masturbating for my doctor. (I was reminded later: her name is Doctor Scott. I kept hearing Tim Curry responding “Rocky!” in my head when her name was mentioned.)

Okay, okay, I went to the clinic yesterday. Got me some penicillin. Awesome stuff. I already feel much better.

Of course I’m not allowed to touch my wife since last time she had penicillin her heart stopped… but my mouth feels much better! :/

Such a simple statement. And one we often take for granted. After all, pain is abnormal – day to day, we are not in any real pain. That’s why it’s so painful.

Well for right now I do NOT take it for granted. I am fscking thrilled to not feel pain.

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Holy crap guys.

Having a shitty week. Here’s something from 4chan.

Goodnight.

So I got all the new parts to build myself a blazing little PC. Put it together, install Windows 7, transfer files, enjoy! Of course, nothing is ever that easy.

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I have a Facebook account, a webcomic, a Twitter account and this blog. All these things demand a certain amount of presence and attention. In addition to this, I am trying to maintain a presence on two different forums and occasionally make appearances on a podcast. I work long night shifts on a 3-day rotation.

Also, I have a wife and kid.

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Things I have noticed or thought about lately:

- A lot of people who I used to know are having pretty good lives. Many are married. Facebook lets me stalk them.

- In the game Dragon Age, it is possible in one playfile to have sex with three of the four possible romantic interests in your adventuring party. Also one random elf in the forest, and I dunno who else. It is not possible to achieve all four as Morrigan and Alistair are both straight. It is not possible to juggle three relationships because Leliana is nosy. It is, however, entirely possible to sleep with and be basically engaged with Alistair while secretly having copious amounts of sex with Zevran – AKA the bisexual elf with the leather fetish.

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It’s pretty obvious who I am. I’ve spent the better part of two years consolidating my online presence. I use basically the same screen name everywhere, and I post my real name where appropriate. I have a consistent identity on the internet. Why don’t you?

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When I come home from work he’s sitting at the door, screaming for food.

When I’m on my day off, he comes and wakes me up, earlier every day, wanting to be fed. I got up at 4am today. I refused to give him anything before 7.

He even punched me in the face once. No, really. Knocked my glasses clean off.

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