Subtle Vengeance

Dramatis Personae:
Sekhmet – Goddess of vengeance, war and death of the ancient Egyptian pantheon
Me – A humble commoner, sworn to worship Sekhmet

Sekhmet: Hey.
Me: Hm?
Sekhmet <kicks my chair>: HEY.
Me: ACK! Um, yes?
Sekhmet: You’re s’posed to be praying.
Me: You know how I feel, so I need to keep saying it?
Sekhmet: Yes.

-LATER-
Sekhmet: Hey.
Me: Yes?
Sekhmet: BAM!
Me: Holy crap I need to make a calendar program so I know when to get drunk! …er, in celebration!
Sekhmet: You’re welcome. How ’bout a sacrifice?
Me: Yeah, maybe later ok? I really have to learn C# right now.

-LATER STILL-
Me: OH GODS MY FACE HURTS WHY DOES IT HURT
Sekhmet: Well well, it seems someone infected you with a disease!
Me: OH PLEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY
Sekhmet: Hm? Oh, yeah, I’m the Lady of Pestilence, I forgot.
Me: So you’ll heal me?
Sekhmet: Maybe later.