Subtle Vengeance

If you’re anything like me, then your idea of a fun saturday afternoon is turning on a rockin’ playlist, dropping a couple tabs of acid, and playing Asteroids until you fall down on the floor convulsing and foaming at the mouth. Well now, for a promotional price of $7.50, you can!

Beat Hazard on Steam

Any old-school gamer will be familiar with a genre of shooter known as  “bullet hell.” Well, here’s your chance to unleash a little hell of your own.

Feels good, doesn't it?

Every song in your playlist is a new level full of rocks and ships to shoot. Your bullet hose increases in power based on the intensity of the music, so skip the Chopin and kick up some Paramore (on Survival mode I lasted 17:00 on the album Roit!, beat that).

Of course, you can expect more than just a few ships flying around. Some songs can get, shall we say, “challenging.”

Pictured: pucker factor seven.

Do yourself a favor. Drop $7.50 on this game. Then add me, “QuickSylvyr”, to your Steam friends list, and try to beat my scores.

EDIT: Plays best with xbox360 controller. You’ve been warned.