Dramatis Personae:
Sekhmet – Goddess of vengeance, war and death of the ancient Egyptian pantheon
Me – A humble commoner, sworn to worship Sekhmet
Sekhmet: Hey.
Me: Hm?
Sekhmet <kicks my chair>: HEY.
Me: ACK! Um, yes?
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If you’re anything like me, then your idea of a fun saturday afternoon is turning on a rockin’ playlist, dropping a couple tabs of acid, and playing Asteroids until you fall down on the floor convulsing and foaming at the mouth. Well now, for a promotional price of $7.50, you can!
Okay, okay, I went to the clinic yesterday. Got me some penicillin. Awesome stuff. I already feel much better.
Of course I’m not allowed to touch my wife since last time she had penicillin her heart stopped… but my mouth feels much better! :/
Such a simple statement. And one we often take for granted. After all, pain is abnormal – day to day, we are not in any real pain. That’s why it’s so painful.
Well for right now I do NOT take it for granted. I am fscking thrilled to not feel pain.
Okay, so I’ve been working hard on this tonight. My plan is to make some form of interactive Kemetic calendar, so people like me can figure out what the heck days to book off work and get blitzed on food and booze. I’ll be releasing it as freeware, donations and gratuities thankfully accepted 

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